Well, you tried, right?

Tumblr died..

bearthug:

..for your sins.

I just got out of the shower

icecreamsandcake:

And I am now going to cut my fingernails because I sliced my asshole vertically while cleaning myself.

I added that link so you could hear “asshole vertically” in English and Spanish.

Goodnight.

the best post on tumblr right now.

i kinda wish my boyfriend wasn’t so anti social

and therefore socially awkward.  It would be nice to actually do fun gay things with him.

Then again, I like that he’s kind of a shut in and out of touch in a way.

idk.  

Maybe I’m just like me mother  …

If you don’t have respect for drag queens,

sinidentidades:

(via mellamancalle)

There’s always a bigger fish

animalsbeingdicks:

Nermal kept having the same recurring dream. There has to be some deeper meaning.