January 2012
December 2011
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I feel like terrific is a word
drinkyourjuice:
that’s going to die with our moms.
Can’t remember the last time I said terrific, but I feel like it’s every third word in the facebook statuses of ladies 40+.
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The guys on fuckyeahgaycouples are so insufferable...
robblerobble:
“This is me and my boyfriend, we’ve been together for 2 weeks, and we are so in love :) :) :)”
ewwwwwwah!
glad I don’t follow blogs like that.
fuckin stupid.
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Naked night!!
To bad I ordered pizza. But the pants come of right after the door closes.
Reblog if you have an underwear fetish!
jonasfiel:
skarrin:
For me it’s jocks. Well, and some cuts of briefs/boxerbriefs. But it’s jocks. A cute guy in a jock makes me just want to BEND HIM OVER AND UNF.
bearguy77:
Underwear (especially white briefs and jockstraps) that’s been worn and cumstained. Mmm…
Noted!
Like if you're a top, reblog if you're a bottom
mellamancalle:
Add comment if you do both
Life’s too short
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It's so disappointing to realize
that someone you considered a real friend is a different person on facebook. Then realizing how repulsive that friend seems to you now that you know he’s no different at 30 than any high school kid.
Are you SERIOUS Darryl? You’re still running from reality with muscle relaxers and booze? GTFO of here! You’re 30! How can I respect you when I know you haven’t developed...
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Oh! Who? Me?
I’m just making cupcakes and icing from scratch. Just cuz.
Ugh, I need a car.
robblerobble:
First I should get a new pair of stilettos. Have to spend money to make money, amirite?
As long as you get a license before you drive, I won’t be worried about being on the same roads
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Fuck You Tumblr
for making me feel like a whore by putting all these attainable men I would have rough, ass pounding, head boar destroying, sheet staining sex with all over my dash when I have a boyfriend I’m perfectly happy with!
Watchcan we all take a moment and appreciate Ms. Carmen Carrera’s effortless dick yank?
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little known fact
winking at me in real life or with an emoticon makes me blush. There are rarely any exceptions.
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Gaga was the Soundtrack of my 2011
fuzzkitty:
I spent the better part of the Year being in Love with Judas,
I forgave his Crooked way, let him betray me, and remained a Holy Fool.
Finally I was able to Bring him down
This summer, I experienced what it was like to be Free. I finally got the chance to grow myself a awesome beard. I was As free as my Hair. I didn’t have a job or a man over my shoulder dictating how I should...
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Just laying around
Taking pictures of my Christmas gift underwear.
christmas banter
me: i think our son is gay
husband: why
me: i made him curl my hair because i've been drinking since 10 am and didn't want to burn myself again
me: and he was really good at it
me: he was better than the salon i go to and i pay that fairy fifty bucks
husband: you've been drinking since 10?
me: and i said "honey you havent had a girlfriend in a while" and he was like "i'm 12"
